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Posted on June 1, 2012 via GORE BLOG with 64,273 notes
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im pretty proud of that fourth one
Posted on May 31, 2012 via sure said the dinosaur with 17,788 notes
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Posted on May 30, 2012 via eject with 170 notes
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Posted on May 23, 2012 via I Will Take What Is Mine with 67 notes
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Writing down what my husband says as he watches The Bachelorette
James:Look at these guys.James:The only way to get on this show is if you say yes to these questions: Are you a dick?James:Do you like tight black t-shirts and arm curls?James:Do you like attention?James:Do you have an arm tattoo?James:Why aren't any of these guys talking about fucking her? That's ALL these guys would be talking about without the cameras there.James:Look at these guys. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.James:I can't believe this woman put her kid on this show. "My Dad died, and then my Mom went on this whore show twice."James:This guy is totally Will Forte.James:What!? This guy just answered a question with a question.James (valley girl accent):"I'm not feeling butterflies!! I'm just feeling sick that I have to sit with this guy who answers my questions with questions for another 2 hours."James:She's crying because she's a total mess.James:I would hate to get murdered. That would be the fucking worst way to die ever. You'd just be like, "ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL?"James:As if this woman couldn't find a boyfriend without a TV show.James:A beard isn't really complete until you can put elastic bands in it, right? That's how I'll know when mine is done.James:When I was fat a few years ago, in all those pictures, can we just tell people that was your uncle?James:I'm going on The Bachelor. I'm so fucking done with you Kelly. I'm going on the Bachelor to meet one of these hot ladies who knows what they are looking for.James:The only thing Tony can do at this point is whip his pants down.James:I'm going skydiving. Chances of dying are 1:100000, chances of dying in a car 1:4000. I'm going to skydive into the pool. If I died because the chute didn't open, that's a pretty great story for the kids to tell their friends.James:I want a 60 day membership to this BJ's place.James:Look at this douchebag's hair.James:Nice fucking letter, man.James (Imitating Bachelor):"I have a son named Taylor. He's 5 and a totally sweet kid and he will absolutely bone your daughter Ricky."James:Stevie is a PARTY MC??James:Who says 'mincely'? Who the fuck says 'mincely,' come on.James:You can tell that guy got hit in the head.James:As if she's gonna pick the Party MC, she has a kid.James:She picked the Party MC. That's how you know this is buillshit. That's fantastic.James:You're a biology teacher man. You make 20K a year, what is THIS GIRL supposed to do with you, a biology teacher? She already knows where her vagina is.Posted on May 22, 2012 via eject with 456 notes
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Posted on May 22, 2012 via Nellyville with 16 notes
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My name is Alex. I am probably the best ever. My last bio was better, sorry you missed it.
